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Once upon a time there was a man name Moot.

He was very depressed. Some would say, suicidal. This was all due to the fact that his name was Moot. He worked in a factory where he manufactured...

balls. golf balls, tennis balls, baseballs, big balls, small balls, and everything in between. one day on his way home Moot was stopped at a red light when....

He noticed this horrible smell. He didn't think much of it until he realized the smell was following him. When he finally made it home, he immediately started sniffing around. He figured out the smell was coming form his trunk, so he opened it. Much to his dismay the trunk was filled with balls, the type he makes. But why the stench, it didn't make sense, so he started digging. After moving a few balls he finally saw the source of the overpowering odor. There in his trunk was a very dead, very naked, very rotting woman. He dug her out discovering a note stuffed into her hand. The note said...

Salagadoola mechicka boola bibbidi-bobbidi-boo
Put 'em together and what have you got
bibbidi-bobbidi-boo...

Thinking back to his days watching Disney movies he immediately realized that this was a line from Cinderella and it must be a clue... All of a sudden a bright blue FJ-40 pulled up and Jack Rabbit got out... he did some fancy footwork dance moves and then said, "hey Moot, what's with the naked dead chick?" Moot turned around and said...

"I've never seen her before." Said Moot. Jack Rabbit didn't believe Moot. He felt like it would be a good idea to give Moot the test. "Moot," said Jack, "Moot where did I take your Mom on our first date?" A disgusted Moot looked down and said...

"..Shenanigans... You ordered a $60 steak and made her pay for it..."

"And what else, Moot?"

"You never called her again."

"That's right Moot.. I didn't... Because she's disgusting... *shudder*... Anyway, I think I hear a siren.. I'm getting the F out of here... I hope you go to jail where you get..."

pounded in the ass on a regular basis! Peace!" As Jack Rabbit saunters off, Moot is left feeling helpless and forlorn... He realizes that at any moment the cops will arrive and surely arrest him for rape and murder... Then, just as he's feeling that all hope is lost, a black FJ with some moron in it rolls up and rolls the window down. Capt Doucheronomous leans out the window and shouts, "Hey get in." Moot jumps into the truck at a trot and the Capt drops the hammer and they make a speed getaway. Once they're out of immediate danger Capt looks over and says, "Hey does this look like a free public transit, read the sign!" Moot looks up at the dash and sees a bronze plaque that reads, "Gas or Ass no one rides Free." Moot knows he's a broke so...